Some Suggestions for Success

 1.      Marry the right person. This one decision will determine 90% of your happiness or misery.

2.     Work at something you enjoy and that’s worthy of your time and talent.

3.     Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

4.     Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.

5.     Be forgiving of yourself and others.

6.     Be generous.

7.     Have a grateful heart.

8.     Persistence, persistence, persistence.

9.     Discipline yourself to save money on even the most modest salary.

10. Treat everyone you meet like you want to be treated.

11.   Commit yourself to constant improvement.

12.  Commit yourself to quality.

13.  Understand that happiness is not based on possessions, power or prestige, but on relationships with people you love and respect.

14. Be loyal.

15.  Be honest.

16. Be a self-starter.

17.  Be decisive even if it means you’ll sometimes be wrong.

18. Stop blaming others. Take responsibility for every area of your life.

19. Be bold and courageous. When you look back on your life, you’ll regret the things you didn’t do more than the ones you did.

20.Take good care of those you love.

21.  Don’t do anything that wouldn’t make your Mom proud

22. The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

Don't have an e-mail.......

A Jobless man applied for the position of “office boy” at Microsoft.
The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.

“You are employed” he said. Give me your e-mail address and I’ll send you the application to fill in,
as well as date when you may start.

The man replied “But I don’t have a computer, neither an email”.
“I’m sorry”, said the HR manager. If you don’t have an email, that means you do not exist. And who
doesn’t exist, cannot have the job.”

The man left with no hope at all. He didn’t know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then
decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate.
He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours,
he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times,
and returned home with $60

The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late.
Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday.

Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.

5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US
He started to plan his family’s future, and decided to have a life insurance.

He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan.
When the conversation was concluded the broker asked him his email.
The man replied,”I don’t have an email.”

The broker answered curiously, “You don’t have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an e mail?!!” The man thought for a while and replied, “Yes, I’d be an office boy at Microsoft!”

Beautiful Woman

The beauty of a woman lies IN HER SILENCE

rather than her speech.

The beauty of a woman lies IN HER VEIL

rather than her face.

The beauty of a woman lies IN HER SUBMISSION

rather that her leadership.

The beauty of a woman lies IN HER SMILE

rather than her laughter.

The beauty of a woman lies IN HER PATIENCE

rather than her inquisitiveness.

The beauty of a woman lies IN HER ABODE

rather than her adventure.

The beauty of a woman lies IN HER OFFSPRING

rather than herself.

The beauty of a woman lies IN HER EXPERIENCE

rather than her age.

The beauty of a woman lies IN HER HEART DEPTH

rather than in skin deep.

The beauty of a woman lies IN HER KITCHEN

rather than in cubicles.

The beauty of a woman lies IN HER PERSPIRATION

rather than her perfumes.

The beauty of a woman lies in her LORD because HE is the creator of such a beautiful thing called “Woman”…!!!

Never lie to your mom!!!!!!!

A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate.

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, his son volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates."

About a week later, his roommate came to him saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

He said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."

He sat down and wrote :
Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you ‘did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you ‘did not' take the silver plate .. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love,
your son

Several days later, he received an email from his Mother which read:

Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you ‘do' sleep with your roommate, and I'm not saying that you ‘do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under the pillow…

Love,
Mom.

Never lie to your mom!!!!!!!

Never play with words to women!

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.

Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

The wife answers: "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"

The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl!!!" The woman kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the trip?"

"Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to my present?"

"Which present?" She asked.

"The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!"

"Oh, that" she said "Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for 9 months to see if it is a girl)

Moral of the Story: Requirements should be explicit, Elaborate and clearly communicated.